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Open Tabs album artwork

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Open Tabs

Bright, bouncy cues for fast receipts, funny discoveries, and sunny little wins.

15 tracks available · 28:31

  1. 01

    A Tab with a View

    — listens1:34

    A quick skipping third becomes a broad plucked answer; sunny piano returns with its pickup reversed.

  2. 02

    Friendly Scrollbar

    — listens1:49

    A falling answer loosens the opening dotted phrase; the bridge adds a gentle rising neighbour before a held D-major landing.

  3. 03

    Small Victory Window

    — listens1:54

    A compact upbeat piano hop opens space for a light electronic pulse; a minor-relative bridge is answered by a warmer major reprise.

  4. 04

    Curiosity Has Pockets

    — listens2:02

    An open fifth-shaped piano question is answered from above; the development grows only one extra step, then sheds layers.

  5. 05

    The Link Winks Back

    — listens1:49

    A real3+3+2 subdivision gives the pluck an easy bounce; a sustained middle leaves the return feeling fresh.

  6. 06

    Sun Through the Sidebar

    — listens1:59

    A warm long-short melody opens into a small harp-like pluck answer; the slower pace stays major and hopeful.

  7. 07

    Two Clicks and a Grin

    — listens1:55

    Two detached openings turn into a rising reply and an E-major brightening; the coda remembers the original two clicks.

  8. 08

    A Useful Little Detour

    — listens1:47

    The upward detour pauses on the fourth before returning home; half-time support opens into syncopated development.

  9. 09

    Pockets Full of Tabs

    — listens1:51

    A wide buoyant opening contracts to a close-step bridge; the pluck carries the upside-down return for one section.

  10. 10

    Someone Found the Sun

    — listens1:56

    A clear major-triad climb becomes an unhurried downward answer; the warmer pluck arrives only after the piano has made its point.

  11. 11

    Tiny Carousel

    — listens1:52

    A short rotating figure shifts its accent through3+3+2; the contrasting answer moves lower and lands with fewer layers.

  12. 12

    The Caption Smiles

    — listens2:04

    A small falling line smiles upward at the end; a brighter answer moves through a minor-relative colour without becoming mournful.

  13. 13

    One More Good Question

    — listens1:55

    The question travels upward before its low reply; development trades the same remembered contour into plucks and returns to a tiny final answer.

  14. 14

    Daylight Cache

    — listens2:04

    Sunlit rather than melancholy: a relaxed major melody with a low empty middle and a gentle lifted answer.

  15. 15

    Leave One Tab Open

    — listens2:02

    The album closes with an upward open-ended phrase, a brighter borrowed E-major colour and a quiet remembered D-major answer.

Behind the Screenshot album artwork

SlopSlop music

Behind the Screenshot

Curious, mischievous cues for investigations, reveals, and the joke after the tension.

15 tracks available · 20:44

  1. 01

    Cursor in the Sun

    — listens1:21

    An E–G–A rising question meets a falling offbeat answer; gentle pluck becomes the returning narrator.

  2. 02

    Polite Pop-up

    — listens1:14

    A two-note knock grows into a skipping D-major sentence; the reveal answers in the opposite rhythm.

  3. 03

    Small Good News

    — listens1:20

    Long F-major piano arcs bloom into a brighter Lydian detour; no drum grid, just delayed warm answers.

  4. 04

    The Tab Is Alive

    — listens1:25

    An insistent G-mixolydian pluck asks short questions; piano answers in longer sentences, then the pluck learns the answer.

  5. 05

    Receipt Detective

    — listens1:26

    A D-sharp-centered chromatic-neighbor question alternates uneven spacing and a plain answer; the return reaches a brighter upper color.

  6. 06

    Side Quest Energy

    — listens1:25

    A-major broken-step tune with a suspended answer, propulsive quiet bass, and a spacious middle before its sprinting return.

  7. 07

    Plot Hole Picnic

    — listens1:21

    C-major tune hops over a conspicuously absent note, returns with a longer pause, and finally fills the gap gently.

  8. 08

    Buffering, But Happy

    — listens1:24

    An E-major held question is interrupted by tiny pluck replies; syncopation grows without accelerating the actual tempo.

  9. 09

    Harmless Conspiracy

    — listens1:27

    A-minor curiosity tilts toward a bright Dorian sixth, then turns the ominous fragment into a shrugging major-color answer.

  10. 10

    The Good Kind of Weird

    — listens1:24

    F-Lydian fourths tumble in a five-plus-three grouping; piano steadies them before the altered pluck return.

  11. 11

    Almost a Revelation

    — listens1:22

    A patient D-major phrase rises once toward a reveal; the reveal is intentionally small, with a dry pluck answer and relieved landing.

  12. 12

    Tiny Argument

    — listens1:20

    Short G-major assertions and offbeat objections trade instruments; a quieter suspended bridge gives the final answer room.

  13. 13

    Sunny Disclaimer

    — listens1:22

    A warm A-major falling line answers a high held note; sparse air turns brighter only during development, then leaves the piano alone.

  14. 14

    Screenshots at Dawn

    — listens1:26

    C-major piano opens with a hopeful upward second; a floating suspended middle returns to a more certain, wider answer.

  15. 15

    Anyway, There Is a Cat

    — listens1:27

    An E-mixolydian three-note wink develops into a wandering answer, then resolves with a deliberately unimportant little pluck.

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Original SlopSlop music. Piano samples: Salamander Grand Piano by Alexander Holm, used under CC BY 3.0.

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